ORIGIN_STORY.TXT
THE FOUNDATIONAL CAT
Cuthbert didn't choose the lazy life; the lazy life found him sleeping in a gutter near the Based Base Network. While other lords were busy conquering kingdoms, Cuthbert was busy optimizing his nap cycle.
He is the patron saint of low-energy high-yield vibes. Zero gravity, zero effort, maximum dominance.
COMMUNITY_REACTION.LOG
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> INITIALIZING VIBES...
"I'm so lazy I didn't even read this." - Anonymous Lord
Neon-Blue Glow Active
HOW_TO_BUY.EXE
1. DOWNLOAD WALLET (LOW ENERGY ONLY)
2. SWAP ETH ON BASE CHAIN FOR $CUTHBERT
3. RECLINE AT A 45-DEGREE ANGLE
EFFORTLESS ACQUISITION
CALCULATED_INACTIVITY.MAP
PHASE 1: Wake up (Optional)
PHASE 2: Establish Dominant Sitting Position
PHASE 3: Global Base Takeover
PHASE 4: Nap until 4:20 pm